I once lived in a rental house in a fishing town on the Oregon coast. It was a cozy place, spacious, and warm. It was a fine place to be. My feelings about it changed one night, though, when a member of the household found a rat in the toilet. After the screaming stopped, and I understood what was going on, I took a look. Sure enough, there was a wet rat doing a little rat-paddle, round and round the bowl.

I did what anybody would do - I slammed the cover and flushed. Three times, to make sure. And I put a concrete block on the lid for additional peace of mind. Still, the honeymoon was over with that little beach house.

On guard, then, I looked around because I know enough about rats to understand they don’t work alone. Suddenly the holes in the sandy bank behind the house took on new meaning. No surprise, I was living in rat country. It was a fishing town, after all. But I didn’t realize how devious and resilient a rat could be.

The common species are opportunistic survivors and often live with and near humans.

I have nothing against rats. But I don’t live with them. They’re free to do their rat business somewhere other than where I do mine.

From Meg Spohn, this link to the Nietzche Family Circus generated a connection with a contentious comment mess that’s kept me busy the past week. Wish I’d managed it better. I dumped my share of fuel on the fire, I know. Inflammatory, sarcastic, or disruptive comments, meant to draw people into pointless argument, is harrassment, and won’t be indulged. Personal attack and innuendo is not debate.

Squirrels are a problem now. They get in the shed and tear stuff up. They take away a few things they can use, dirty and confound the remainder…

I have heavy screens in the roof soffits to keep them out of my house insulation. I moderate them with a live trap and drive them down the road. Like the rats, they can do their squirrely mischief somewhere else. Since they’ve gotten into the shed, I can’t keep them out. They chew right through the door! Now I have to keep a closer eye on stuff in there. I think they attract one another by scent marking the place.

You ever listen to one? They cuss like sailors when you piss ‘em off. The ones we have here do, at least.

I have nothing against sailors…