Yesterday one of my students had some gold coins with mysterious markings on them, and I asked him where they came from. I don’t know, he said. I told him they looked like something you’d find in a pirate’s chest.

He said, “I have a shirt that says, ‘Pirates took my homework’. And that’s kind of impossible because pirates only took things of value.”

A clever commentary on homework. Now I wonder what kind of homework would a pirate want? Mostly, it has a low exchange value.